It's not you, it's me--//DISCONTINUED//

When they come in....

The next day is Saturday, so I don't have to wake up at 6:00am.

I wake up at 10:30 and watch Spongebob for about an hour and a half.

I get up to find my mom in the kitchen, asleep at the table with a calculator in one hand and a peeled banana in the other.

Ok then.

I make some toaster waffles and go back to my room, and decide to send a text to my now ex boyfriend Gavin.

"Well, I heard you asked asked Kimmie on a date. And I heard she turned you down. Well that is what you deserve. So why don't you rot in a hole with Shelby?

Yours truly (or atleast used to be), Jen."

He read it, or at least opened it, according to my phone.

He started to type, but then decided not to send it and left it alone.

Typical, yet again.

Then an ad popped up.

It said:

"BIG NEWS: ENTER RAFFLE TO WIN A DAY WITH ONE DIRECTION"

But why would I need to?

They go to my school.

They aren't even all that popular, anyway. People forget they even go there sometimes.

And to be honest, I have a huge crush on Niall and Harry.

But why would "Big superstars" date me, a girl who spends her mornings with a sponge that makes burgers and a plate of toaster waffles? I bet they would date Shelby.

But I'm not going to think about the goat-soulsucker right now.

I decide to dig out my yearbook from last year.

I go to the end and find the phone number of Niall he scribbled down.

I don't want to "date" him, I wanna be friends.

I text him:

"Hey. I don't know if you know me, but I am Jen and I go to your school. Don't worry, I'm not a stalker. You wrote your number in my yearbook last year. I was wondering if you wanted to meet me at the Lone Cafe? Tomorrow at 3:30? If not, I understand. Please text back."

He texts back almost immediately.

"Yeah I know you. Your the girl Shelby made fun of today,"-- UGGH Gee thanks--"But I don't believe her.

She is a whore who needs to lay off. And the cafe sounds great. I'll be there. See you tomorrow love."

Oh my god.

I'm going on a date with a super star.

...........................

That night I could not get much sleep. I was too excited.

So I decided to tell myself that I will dream about him if I sleep, no use.

Damn.

So I wake up and realize something unusual.

Spongebob isn't on.

Its freaking Phineas and Ferb.

I never watch disney channel.

Ever.

I am scared.

My TV remote doesn't have batteries, I took them out to put inside a flashlight to help my mom with some errond.

I pick it up.

Open it.

Batteries.

I'm scared. A lot.

I brush it off and go take a shower at around noon.

I get out and put on my favorite outfit; A lady's fit purple and blue striped top with skinny jeans and white hightops.

Fancy as pastries.

By the time I pull my dark hair into a braid and got dressed, it's 3:20.

I literally grab my pocketbook and run to my car.

I start it and head to my date (or whatever the hell it is) with a mega popstar.

Catcha on the flip side.