Gravity Falls REBORN

Head Hunters

*Yawn* I sit up in my bed, stretching my arms out wide. I look over to the digital clock on Dipper's night stand; 10:29. I slept in pretty late, given all the sleepless hours. I slowly get out of bed, dressing in my usual clothes, when I start to hear a bunch of commotion outside.

Outside is a big stage with a banner hanging over it. Lifeless wax statues litter the wooden platform. I see a bunch of citizens run and punch stuff. 'Oh, it's Head Hunters eh? I've already gotten a plan for this episode. I'm going to protect Dipper and Mabel from embarrassing themselves.'

Walking down the stairs I see Dipper and Wendy run inside. "Woah! What's going on out there? Sounds like a war zone!" I laugh, jabbing my thumb behind my back towards the front door. 

"Macie! Stay inside, the citizens of Gravity Falls are going crazy!" Dipper shrieks, flailing his arms dramatically. 

"Yeah, who knew what people would do for free pizza." Wendy laughs. After a few seconds of laughing I gain sober, wondering where Mabel is in all this mess.

"OH NO, MABEL!" Dipper yells, frantically running back out the door. Mabel walks in right after that. 

"What the heck heck was that all about?" she asks, seeing Dipper run out the door, calling her name. 

Me and Wendy share a look, then burst out laughing. "No-nothing, I just Ker-Pranked Dipper, haha!" 

"Yea he was all, "OH NO MABEL!" Wendy impersonates Dipper. Mabel punches me in the shoulder playfully. 

"Hey!" I pout, rubbing my arm dramatically. Mabel grins, running after our brother.

~~Time Skip brought to you by: Larry King's decapitated head~~

'I hate this toothpaste' Me and my siblings brush teeth in the bathroom. 

"Hey guys, wanna do a toothbrush race?" Mabel asks, toothpaste foaming in her mouth. 

"Okay." Dipper shrugs, '3.....2.....1....cue Stan's scream..' 

"No....NO....NOOOO!" 'Ah, there it is!' We all glance at each other worriedly, rushing to the location of the scream.

Standing in the doorway Stan voices his reason for screaming. "Wax Stan, he's been....MURDERED!" Mabel faints, having Dipper catch her. I kinda just stand there blatantly, not really interested. 'I know, I know, that seems kinda rude....really rude, but I've seen this episode too many times to even fake my shocked reaction.' 

"Uh...what happened?" I cringe in my head, 'What kind of question was that?! Stan just told you what happened!'  

"Can't you see! Wax Stan is gone!" Stan cries, weeping in his hands. Dipper runs over to call the cops. 'The fact that the cops come period is hilarious. Although they probably thought it was a real murder...' I stand behind all of the commotion, not really wanting to talk to the cops. Stan starts explaining what happened, something about him going to use the toilet. 

"Who would do something like this?" Dipper whispers. 

"My craftsmanship, besmirched. Besmiiiirrrched!" Mabel cries. I go over to hug at her shoulders, trying to give some comfort. 

The tall police man speaks up after 'not actually' searching for clues. "What do you think Blubs?" He asked. 

The small pudgy man waves his baton, "Look we'd love to help you folks, 'No you dont' but let's face it.....this case is unsolvable."

"WHAT?!" All three shout at once, hurting my ear drums.

"There's gotta be evidence, motive! I could help you know." Dipper states proudly. 

"Yea! He's really good, he-"

 I cut off the girl in a floppy disk jamjam, "He solved the mystery of the tin cans!" 

"All signs pointed to the goat." He points, very serious. I always laughed at that part.

"Yea let the boy help! He's got a brain in that head of his." Stan points out.

"Well would you look at that, city boy thinks he's gonna solve a mystery with his fancy computer phone!" Durland, the 'Quite frankly? Dumb' taller of the two cops, remarks. Dipper's face goes down in anger from the teasing. "City boooy! City booooooy!" Durland taunts. 

"Heh heh heh, you are adorable!" Blubs snickers, teasing Dipper some more. I glance over to Dipper. I can tell he's very much upset. I can see right through his mask. 'No one teases Dipper!' 

"Hey! No one teases my brother!" I push past my sibling and run up to the two police men. That is, before I got grabbed by Grunkle Stan. 'Dag nabbit! I was gonna get him too!' 

"Woah! Take care of your kid there Stanford!" They laugh and exit the house.

I glare at them until Stan puts me down. I huff, turning to Dipper. "Sorry Dip, I was going to avenge you." I smile sadly. 

"Thanks Macie, but we really don't need any more police trouble..." He puts his fist up. We fist bump each other. 

"So, now what?" I ask, seeing Stan leave the room sorrowful. 

"We're gonna solve this mystery!" Mabel excites. 

"Yea! Cmon, let's see to these clues Mabel found." Dipper adds. We go to Stan's yellow recliner, seeing footprints in the shag carpet.

"Look!" I call out 'finding' the ax behind the chair. 

"Nice job Macie! Our first clue!" Dipper praises.

~~Time Skip brought to you by: The guy in the bar who is probably dead on the floor. "He's Resting!" Sure he is Mabel...~~ 

"In my opinion....this is an ax." Soos comes to a conclusion. 'Thanks Soos....we can always count on you..' 

"Wait a minute...the lumberjack!" Mabel claims. 

"Of course!" We say in unison. 

"He was furious when he didn't get that free pizza!" Dipper lands his fist in an open palm. 

"Oh, you mean Manly Dan? He hangs out in this super freaky biker joint in town." Soos tells us. 

"Then that's where we're headin'!" I say throwing a fist in the air.

"Dudes, you guys are like, the mystery triplets!" 'Yeah!'  

"Don't call us that." 'Aww, you're no fun Dipper!' We start heading into town.

WOW! okay I haven't updated in six days! Imma be honest, I was being lazy. But I'm here now! I was also working on a oneshot that I might post, depends when I finish it. Any who! Enjoy Head Hunters! Dont forget to R&R!

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