Gravity Falls REBORN

My sister, creative

Yes, the title is a nod to the titles for Black Butler ;)

In town, we sneak around a dumpster, looking at the big tough guy at the entrance of the Fractured Skull. Mabel pulls out some fake id's, handing one to me and one to Dipper. Eyeing his, I look over to see if he has the same name. 'Yup! Mabel's too! I wonder what mine is..' Milady Macie. 'Huh, thats actually pretty cool!'  "Thanks Mabel! These are awesome~!" I tell her and she smiles.

Dipper waves his hand in a 'coast is clear' motion, telling us to come forward. Walking up to the big guy, Mabel says her line, "We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumber jack for the murder of wax Stan." We show all of our id's after she tells 'Tats? I think.' the bouncer. 

Me and her jingle ours, "Dedledle-e." was the 'hilarious' sound my sister made. 

"Good enough for me." The tattooed covered man lets us past.

We get inside, Dipper and I walk ahead, Mabel stands back, stepping over a guy. "He's resting." She looks up nonchalantly. 'Sure he is Mabel....' I lean down laughing silently, making sure no one sees.

 We all gather around Manly Dan, Dipper already interrogating him. "Punching the clock!" He exclaims, owning the muscle tester game he was currently playing. 

"So you were at work?" I add in. He looks over, pointing his very large finger out the window. 

"NO, I was punching that clock!" we all look over to the beaten up clock. 

"10 o'clock, the time of the murder. So, I guess you've never seen this before?" Dipper pulls out the ax from behind Mabel's back. Manly Dan starts to get irritated 'Well by the looks of it that is...' 

"Listen little girl!," He starts, I always hated him calling Dipper a girl. 

"Hey, actually I'm a-" 

"-That's a left handed ax, I wouldn't use that to pick my teeth! I only use right handed, the manly hand!" He finishes, ripping the arm off the game and proceeding to hit it with it's own arm.

We gathered Mabel, who left the conversation to play with that biker guy at the bar, and went outside to evaluate. "So...left handed?" I ask, interrupting the awkward silence. 

"It's a left handed ax," Dipper looks up from writing something down, and shows us his notes, "These are all our suspects. Manly Dan is right handed, that means all we have to do is find our left handed suspect and we've got our killer." 

"Man, we are on FIRE today!" Mabel fist pumps her fists in the air up and down for each, "Pa-zow, pa-zow, pa-zow!" I smile, catching up to peer over Dipper's shoulder.

After an hour of investigating the suspects, 'The montage was only like, 1 minute! In real life, this took over and hour!' the last name was the Gravity falls gossiper, Toby Determined. "Mabel! Macie! It all ads up!" He shows us the last name listed, Mabel gasping, agreeing with Dipper.

I start to get nervous, knowing that the twins are wrong with this assumption. "Guys, are you sure this guy is the killer? I mean, maybe we should check for prints?" I hint. 

"We don't have any equipment to check for prints, Macie. I mean who else could it be! It all adds up, this is our guy." Dipper makes a fist, speaking firmly and confident. I sigh, knowing I wont be able to steer them differently once their determined.

~~Time skip brought to you by: Wax Abe Lincoln, you will be missed!~~

Dipper and Mabel stand right outside the Gravity Falls Gossiper entrance, standing confident. The cops right behind them, "You kids better be right about this, or you'll never hear the end of it." The shorter one warns. 

"The evidence is irrefutable." Dipper explains, 'Oh he's so wrong' I sigh.

Mabel stands up straight making one of those annoying school girls voice, "It's sooooo irrefutable!" Her hands making the 'Imagination' sign that Spongebob did in that box episode. I stand back, pulling the twins with me,

"Guys are you sure? I don't feel right.." I rub my arm. 

"Aw Macie, It's probably your anxiety, I'm sure this is the guy! Everything adds up ok?" Mabel grabs my hand pulling me in with her and Dipper. We all head in, after the cops break down the door and knock over a lamp, standing around, interrogating Toby. He shows us the security footage of him kissing Shandra Jimenez. I kinda just stand awkwardly in the back, not wanting to interfere, or talk period.

"Timestamp confirms. Toby, you're off the hook. You freak of nature." Blubs finishes. 

"Hooray!" The victim awkwardly jumps up in success. Dipper insists it has to be him, asking the cops to check the ax.

"No prints." They conclude. 

"No prints?" The twins say, shocked.

Dipper and Mabel look off guiltily and embarrassed after the cops tease them, "I have a story for you, city kids waste everyone's time!"

My eyes narrow, not liking my twins get teased, I grow angry. 'Hey! I have a little anger problem! It's small I swear!' "Errg, you guys don't know anything!" I yell, gaining everyone's attention, "You guys," I point to the cops, "Didn't do anything! You got a call saying someone was going to stuff a cantaloupe into their own mouth! What kind of cop doesn't help! Us twelve year olds, "I motion to us three, emphasizing on twelve. "Did enough detective work that Ducktective could do! How dare you tease my brother and sister for doing more work then you did, probably in your entire LIFE!" I finish, seeing all the shocked faces staring at me, out of breath, I huff and stomp out the door, slamming it behind me.

I don't even wait for the other to come out when I start walking. I hear a door open and close in the distance, then hearing the pitter patter of two sets of feet running in my direction. I sigh, not wanting to hear it right now. "Macie," Dipper starts, putting his arm around my shoulder, " What you did was amazing, thanks" I look back, surprised that I didn't get a stern talking to, seeing them both smile at me. 

"I couldn't let them tease you like that," I reply shyly, not expecting the affection. 

"Macie, you were AWESOME!" Mabel exclaims, hugging me, twirling me around in the process. I laugh ripping her off me.

 "Yea well.." I laugh rubbing the back of my neck shyly. 

"Your feeling was right Macie! I mean, Toby wasn't the killer, so you were the better detective." He smiles sadly. 

"I didn't even do any detective work, that was all you Dipper. I just had an anxious feeling about Toby." I give him a smile.

 He smiles back and we all have an awkward sibling hug, "Pat pat pat." and walk home. 'Geez its dark. I think they bought my 'anxious feeling' of Toby. I can't have them know that I knew of course!'

We get home well after ten, we all say goodnight simultaneously, walking past Stan, who was watching tv in the living room, and trudged up the stairs. I fall asleep as soon as my head hits my pillow.

Yay! Long chapter! My updates will come randomly so don't think that I've abandoned this story! ENJOY! And dont forget to R&R!