Gravity Falls REBORN

The hand that rocks the....MACIE?!

Dipper, Mable and I all sit on the floor, in front of Grunkle Stan's chair, watching 'Tiger Fist'. The episode comes to a commercial, airing Gideon's 'Tent of Telepathy' infomercial. 'Ugh, not this creep. Looks like I'm going to have to protect Mabel.'  It was then that Soos walked up, pointing to the screen,"Hey, it's that commercial I've been telling you doods about!"

'Skip all the TV dialog...'

Stan walks in, a disgusted sneer on his face, " Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble." He waves his hand, dismissively.

'Haha! Gideon backs into Stan's parking spot. Never gets old!'

"Well, is he really psychic?" Mabel asks, all curiousy.

"Well, I think we should find out." Dipper states, standing up. 'Probably to get dressed, seeing he's not wearing his hat or vest.' 

"Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!" Grunkle Stan waves his hand across, flat, in a cutting motion.

"Do tents have roofs?" I ask slyly, finding a loop hole.

Mabel brings up a piece of string with a hole in it, "I think we just found our loop hole, Mwop Mwop!" she makes a goofy noise, making her head bob.

~~Time Skip brought you by:  Gideon creepily touching Mabel's hair...0-o~~

We all find a bench to sit at, in the 'Tent of Telepathy', and get comfy. I turn my head around, trying to find the ripoff twins that Alex put in the show. I smile when I see Shmipper and Smabble excitedly clapping their hands. The lights suddenly go out, indicating the show starting. "It's starting! It's starting" Mabel bounces in her seat, unable to hold her excitement. "Let's see what this monster looks like" Dipper crosses his arms, skepticism in his facial features.

The curtains open, revealing the glittery 10 year old on stage.

He opens his arms wide, "Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon." and claps, sending white doves flying out from his hair, causing the crowd to erupt in cheers.

"That's Stan's mortal enemy?" Dipper says incredulously, un-folding his arms. 

"But he's so....wittle!" Mabel puts her hands on her cheeks, scrunching them up. I just roll my eyes.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aww." The creepy child turns his back, away from audience view. He then turns back making a cute ' No it's not' face, sending everyone to say aww. Except for me and Dipper of course.

Mabel gasps in awe, "It came true!" her eyes wide.

"Eh I'm not impressed." I sigh, rolling my eyes, crossing my arms. "Me neither.." Says our triplet. "Nahhhh, you guys are totally impressed!" Mabel elbows my side. I give her a smile before frowning, rubbing my side. 'Ouch...'   Soon after that, Gideon starts his song, "Oh, I can see, what others can't see,

It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!
Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!

I sing along to the lyrics, 'What? I love this episode!' and Dipper gives me a weird look. 'Whoops, probably wasn't my best idea...' At the point when Gideon said to all rise, everyone stood up, Dipper having the most funniest, most confused, expression.

"Wh-what? How did he-?" He says in astonishment. 

The 10 year old keeps singing, having the audience voice their complaints from their sons not calling them or having  Sherrif Blubs 'OBVIOUSLY!' being here before.

"Oh come on!" Dipper sighs, exasperated. He comes to our bench, still bouncing, "I'll read you mind if I'm able. Something tells me you're named Mabel!" He finishes giving her a wink. 'Ugh, we're gonna be here for a while aren't we..' 

~~Time skip brought to you by: The crazy cat lady in the audience, leaving everything to her cats!~~

After we get back home, I yawn, slowly making my way upstairs and crash as soon as my head hits the pillow.

I'm in the warehouse where Dipper and Gideon have that showdown. I burst through the doors, kinda like how Mabel did, and scold Gideon. Taking his amulet, I throw it to Dipper. Soon after that, he and Gideon free fall out the window. My eyes widen in horror. I trip and fall while scrambling to grab the magic amulet Dipper dropped when he got pushed. 'Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh! I don't know what to do! This was off screen when Mabel did it!!'  Picking it up, I hold it to my chest, breathing heavily. I don't know how to use it!! I run over to the broken window, not caring about stepping in all the shattered glass. I reluctantly peer over the windowsill, they're still falling, getting closer to the ground by the second. I fumble with the amulet some more, trying to get it to work. I squeeze it harder. Finally seeing the blue light seep through my fingers, I gasp, bringing it to my face to see clearly. 'It's working!' I levitate myself, going out the window, like Mabel did, ready to catch the two. I float down, seeing their bodies litter the ground. I gasped so hard, I choked. I was too late. My eyes water, seeing Dipper and Gideon on the cold, hard, ground, a scared expression permanently painted on their faces. 'Oh gosh, oh no! Mabel should have been here! What did I do!' I choke out a sob, not noticing the amulet slip from my hand. I gasp, trying to grab it, but it's no use, I can't see through my tears very well. It's falling, fast. I start to fall too, not having the powers to levitate. I shriek, waiting for the hard impact of the ground below... 

Panting, I sit up in bed, fast enough to give anyone whiplash, gasping for air, and sweating profusely. I rush out of bed, almost falling off the ladder in my haste. I go into my backpack and grab my inhaler. Taking a puff or two I sigh, pacing around a little. 'That had to have been the worst nightmare I have had in a long time..' The clock says 2:50, meaning I have some more time to sleep. But do I want to go back to sleep?

This is gonna be a long episode...