Gravity Falls REBORN

Bottomless Hotdogs

"Macie!" I wince when Mabel's loud voice rings in my ears. Covering my head with my blanket doesn't seem to help either. "Macie! Grunkle Stan is taking us to the Bottomless Pit! C'mon let's go!"

"MMmmm-Wait what?" I sit up, suddenly wide awake. "Okay, but why?" 'Heh heh'

"I dunno, but Dipper said to invite you."

"Go without me." I stretch an arm out and shoo her off.

"Mkay, bye!" Mabel's footsteps are heard throughout the shack until I hear the sound of an engine. Yawning, I sit up and climb out of bed. Throwing on my clothes for the day, I spot something on the ground. I stagger outside, slumping from fatigue, and I watch as the gang drives off in the golf cart.

I dramatically walk back inside the shack, attempting to whistle but it only comes out as me blowing air. I roll my eyes, 'I never did learn how to whistle.'  "*Sigh* Where is it, where is it?" I mumble to myself as I look for something in particular. "Aha!" I grin as I find what I'm looking for and lug it out from the closet.

"Alright!" I stand with my hands on my hips, staring at nothing in particular, "How do I work a barbecue?!" my mouth still in a smile formation and my eyes looking dumbfounded.

~~Time Skip brought to you by: Dipper's voice crack "Stop it guYys!" I love it!~~

One burnt hand later, and I got the grill lit and ready to be cooked on. "Aaaand I don't have any freaking hot dogs..." I scowl and head over to the hose, picking it up angrily and going back to the barbecue. I promptly put out the fire and toss the hose to the side. 'Now I have to go to the store but I don't have anyone to take me, and I'm definitely not going by myself...'

I sullenly go back inside and sit on a chair, contemplating my options. 'So, the four should be in the pit for twenty two minutes, given the length of the episode, that is, and I have no idea how long it takes for hot dogs to cook...' 

I lay my head on hand, groaning and moping. "Hello? Anyone here?" My head shoots up at the voice of Wendy. 'Wendy can go to the store with me!'

I jump up and run to where her voice is coming from, the gift shop. "Wendy!" I yell, slamming open the swinging door. "We-Wendy..." I bend down and hold my hands on my knees, trying to regain my breath.

"Woah! Calm down, just breathe! What is it you want to tell me? And where is everyone else?" Wendy pats my back.

"Uh," I regain my posture, "they went to the Bottomless Pit to throw some stuff away and fell in, I was planning on grilling some hot dogs by the pit, so when they come up I'll just be standing there preparing delicious food." I rub my neck sheepishly, "I dunno, I thought it'd be funny."

'She's probably going to think I'm cruel and crazy...'

"Dude, that sounds awesome! Can I join?"

Stunned and amazed, I smile and get all giddy, "Yeah of course! I already got the grill- oh wait...we don't have any hot dogs." My excitement turns to sadness and I sigh lowly.

Wendy looks a little upset, too, before I can see that she visibly gets an idea. "Hey, cheer up, man! We can head over to the super market and get some!" I get super excited and rush upstairs to grab my backpack.

Opening the door to my room, I look to where I left my bag at, on a drawer knob. I smile and pick it up, accidentally stepping on something. I look down to grab whatever it was and I see that it's my wallet, sitting upright, just waiting to be found. "What the- why is this here!?" I suddenly get angry. It couldn't have fallen out because I can physically see that my bag is closed up tight.