Gravity Falls REBORN

...Oh There Goes Gravity

*GASP*

"Wh-what, who, where?!" My head moves back and forth so fast, I think I can feel a headache coming on. Taking in my surroundings, I come to the conclusion that I'm...underwater? It indeed feels like water. Yet, I can breathe.

I wrack my thoughts for what just happened. 'Bill...Bill grabbed us and was doing that Russian roulette thingy with the twins and I. It...the symbol landed on a Ring and everything went dark... Did, did I actually die?!' I start to panic, not feeling comfortable anymore, even though floating in this water feels kinda good.

"𝓡𝓲𝓷𝓰..." someone...or thing... says. I gasp and spin around to try and find who said it.

"Who's there?" I call out. The world around me gets even brighter than it already was, causing me to shield my eyes from the harmful rays.

"𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓔𝓑𝓞𝓡𝓝...," it says again.

I start to grow nervous. 'I guess I really did die...' All of a sudden, a giant AXOLOTL appears in front of me. If I were standing, I would have fallen back onto my butt, that's how shocked I was. Instead, I try to escape by flailing my arms everywhere to try and grip onto something in order to get me out of here. None of that works, however, because I'm in some kind of WATER WORLD!

Screaming, I close my eyes. Maybe then I'll actually wake up. 'Not wake up in Weirdmageddon, wake up in my own freaking bed!'

Although I absolutely adore AXOLOTLS, this one is kinda freaking me out. The way it is staying still even though I can see the ripple of the water from above. The way it's staring at me with those simple, yet creepy, eyes. I try and stay still as well, although I can feel myself raising and lowering from sitting in water, and stare back , my mouth formed into a thin line as I try to not look directly into the amphibian's eyes.

It seems like this staring contest has been going on for hours, days even, and, to my surprise, I haven't blinked once! "Uh..." I finally speak but immediately get cut off.

"𝓚𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓸..." I throw my hands up in defeat.

"But I tried everything in my power TO keep it on script! I-I failed and...Bill knows...Dipper, Mabel, and everyone else must be having heart attacks right now if it's even still going... And now I'm talking to a giant amphibian!" My anger releases from the last few days.

"𝓓𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂, 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓷𝓮. 𝓘𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓳𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓷𝓭..." 

"Wait, what?" My head tilts in confusion.

"𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀... 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓰𝓸 𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. 𝓓𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮."

'This AXOLOTL reminds me of Valoo... Wait, what'd it say!?'  "Hold up! But, what about me? Will I have the memories of what I went through?"

I stare intently as the animal before me nods affirmatively. 

"So... So I can wake up back home and leave as if none of this ever happened. Dipper and Mabel will lose their memories of our childhood and everything...or..."