Gravity Falls REBORN

Boyz 4 Never

Any Bob's Burger's fans out there? If you don't know, the title is a nod to an episode; 'Boyz 4 Now' on Bob's burgers!

So I'm sitting at the cashier's counter, watching Dipper and Wendy voice-over on the security cameras, when Mabel comes in and starts dancing, doing what she does best: being Mabel, when a calendar comes flying into my face. "What the heck?" I pick the calendar off from the floor, because it comically slid down my face, and hand it to Dipper.

"Hee hee! Sorry, Macie, I meant to throw that in Dipper's face!" Mabel ceases her dancing, and resorts to shaking up and down.

"Well that totally makes me feel better..." I hear my brother mumble from my left side.

"Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!" Mabel makes a pose and motions with 'Jazz hands'.

"Ugh. Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?" Dipper scoffs while rolling his eyes.

"Ugh, I hate those guys," I mimic Dipper. Mabel starts her dancing again.

"Nah, you guys just don't appreciate good music." 'I've heard that one before...'

"Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry." Wendy shakes her head with Dipper.

Mabel, once again, stops doing her jig, and looks down all depressed "You're making my dance sad..."

Dipper snorts, "There's probably a machine that mass-produces them." I smack him, "Ow.." and he rubs his, now red, arm.

I click my tongue, "Aw, come on Mabel, don't look so sad, and definitely don't let these two get you down...I don't like the band, but I'm not going to mock you for liking it!" I shoot a pointed glare towards the two. They whistle innocently. "Anyway, I hope you have fun tonight, do you have anyone else going?"

"Yup! This girl's got backup!" She jabs her thumb on her chest. At this, Candy and Grenda walk in, cheering.

"Woot-woot!"

"Hey guys!" They all share a friendly hug. 

Mabel backs up and gets dramatic. "Who's ready for the greatest night of our lives? How many times am I gonna love ya?" The three fan-girls all take a deep breath.

"SEV'RAL TIMEZ!" Grenda, Candy, and Mabel all scream out in unison and run off, laughing like madmen.

"Ugh. Girls." I shift my head so it's lying sideways on my arm down on the table, and look  to Dipper.

"I know right," Wendy and I, just barely, say in unison. 'Hah! nailed it perfectly!' The red-headed lumberjack looks me straight in the eye and purses her lips, also narrowing her eyes. I do the same and after a minute of staring, we burst out laughing together. Dipper looks on with a fond smile.

I think Dipper was going to speak, but we heard a ringing noise which caused him to shut his mouth and we all turn our noggins to the TV screen, showing Robbie walking in the shack. All of us look up to the door at the same time and, wouldn't you know it, there he is! Robbie stands there and looks around for a moment, I guess it's for Dipper's extra lines, which he should be saying right about-

"Hey, is this the finger-less glove store? I like things that are dumb. I'm Robbie." -now. We all laugh until Wendy lightly punches his arm.

"Dude." She tries to stifle her laughter to no avail.

The teen dressed in black rolls his eyes as he comes up to the counter, "Ha ha ha ha ha. Laugh it up, chief." He throws his head in Dipper's direction, sending him a cold glares, but then turns back to Wendy with a smug, confident smile, "So Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend are going to Lookout Point this weekend. Maybe we should go, too?"