Gravity Falls REBORN

Littler Dipper

"What the HECK is going on down here- oh." I stomped down the stairs, ready to shout at whoever was making the ruckus, when I come across Stan, Mabel, Dipper, and Gideon, in the living room. They all go stiff and stare at me. "Well, uh, carry on?" I start to back up from the awkward encounter. They all stop staring at me and move again, continuing their shouting.

I sit on the floor, by the front door, when Gideon, being held up by the unnamed lawyer, carries him out. He whispers and points in Stan's direction,  "I'll get you, Stanford Pines! I'LL GET YOU ALL!" I turn to the corner of the wall and start contemplating my life.

"Wanna see what else is on TV?" I turn my head when I hear Stan, who was poking his head around the corner. I get up silently and walk into the main room with the twins.

They also agree on watching more TV.

"Yeah, alright." Dipper shrugs haphazardly.

"Yeah, ok." Mabel also shrugs and makes her way to the TV. "My favorite part is the theme song." she smiles, picking her spot on the shag carpet. 'Cue the theme song! Eh, I'll watch some TV, too, I guess..'  I internally chuckle at Alex Hirsch's sly, fourth wall break and plop down onto the floor as well.

"This TV show sucks!" I throw my head back, whining. The two nod in agreement, standing up and stretching their legs. "Wait, what are you guys doing?" I throw my head to and fro between the twins.

Dipper jabs his thumb over his shoulder, "To the gift shop to play some chess, wanna join?"

I shrug, "Why not." We all go into the gift shop and Dipper sets up the playing table and some seats. I watch as the two play chess, laughing at Dipper's annoyance from Mabel stealing all of the horses.

"Aaaand, check mate!" Dipper knocks over Mabel's king, victoriously.

Mabel cups her hands over her mouth, "What? Boo!" Lowering her hands, I see that she's pouting in good nature. 

"O-oh! Dipper wins again!" Dipper cheers, pulling out a notepad and tallying a tally under his name. 'Oh my word..' I nod my head at Dipper's arrogance. At this, Mabel's playful pout becomes a real pout, probably because she's upset her brother is bragging. 

"Hey, why do you have a checklist of all of your wins?" I ask Dipper, putting him on the spot all of a sudden.

"Reasons!" He tugs his notepad to his chest, preventing me from seeing anything else. 'Well then..'

"Yo, Mabel? Can you pass me that brain in the jar? The lady one?" We all turn our heads over to Soos, who was on a step stool near a shelf, unable to reach the neighboring shelf that held the jar he needed.

"I'll get it," Dipper sniffs, standing up from his seat.

Soos puts a hand up, stopping Dipper in his tracks. "Thanks, but Mabel's taller."

I stifle a giggle, watching as Dipper gets taken aback. He splutters out, "What? No she's not. We're the same height. We've always been. That goes for Macie, too." He looks all around the room, meeting my eyes, as well as Mabel's eyes in his frantic-ness.

"Better check again, dude," Soos points out, matter-of-factly. He pulls out a measuring tape and motions for Mabel to line up with Dipper, back to back. Complying, Mabel eagerly puts her head to Dipper's. I raise an eyebrow, one hand on my hip, and leaning on one half of my body.

"Is this really necessary guys?" I tap my foot with impatience.

"Yes!" Dipper glares at me like I just insulted the journal or something.

"Woah, just take it easy man!" I take a step back and put my hands up in a defensive stance. 'They don't even get the reference...oh bother..' I make a sideways pout. Soos measures the twins, and calls me up in place of Mabel. I sigh, roll my eyes, and stand back to back with Dipper. Crossing my arms, again, I then tap my fingers on my arm as well.