1) do not yawn and sound like a fucking opera singer trying to yodel
2) stop singing the same song over and over ESPECIALLY if you're not even singing the right words
3)don't complain at me when something YOU do goes wrong, because YOU didn't read the instructions
4) don't act stupid or obnoxiously polite to try and snap me out of the bad mood that YOU put me in
5) if I am paying for it with my own money, do not tell me what I can or can't buy
6) ur feet smell, plz get them away from me
7) if I want to obtain free tap water from a cafe, rather than paying £2.20 for a bottle of exactly the same stuff- please allow me the extra 5 minutes to do so I can save money 😋 #cheapskate
8) if you leave the room, plzzz PLZ I beg you
cLoSe ThE dOoR bEhInD yOuuUuUU!
9) this is the second time I'm going to have to say this, PLZZZZZZ brush and floss twice a day it's does both you and I a favour okay ty cool
10) please don't groan as you struggle to get into/out of a chair because you didn't look first where to sit
YOU ARE READING
Curiosity Cures; Curiosity Kills
No FicciónA book about the ups and downs of whatever is happening, and a places for me to show you my pictures ? if any parts are perhaps triggering, there I'll be a warning at the beginning of the chapter with ⚠️ so you can just skip past x
