I just need to write a list of things I hate because trust me a lot of shit is getting on my nerves. Okay thank you for letting me be a Bitch and ranting 😋
1. I do not need to hear you GULPING your drink FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
2. Do not make slopping noises when eating and shovel it all in and not pay attention to what you're doing
3. If my headphones are in, don't even bother talking to me
4. Don't just stare at me and expect me to do things without opening your mouth
5. Brush and floss, twice a day- please.
6. Don't be rude to me and then expect for me not to be rude back
7. You are not always right, yet neither am I.
8. Don't tell me things to deliberately piss me off
9. Don't walk slowly or stop on the middle of the pavement
10. Do not ask me the same question over and over again when I previously gave an answer
11. Don't suddenly be obnoxiously polite just because we are in public/with other people/at a dinner table.
12. Don't treat me like I don't know anything.
13. If your baby is crying in public, that's fine- but if you're not doing anything to help calm them down, then that's not okay.
14. Always forgive and forget instead of continuing something that doesn't need to happen anymore
15. Don't be sarcastic towards me and not expect me to do the same back
16. Why THE ACTUAL FUCK is there a need to inhale and exhale so loudly??
17. Why get out of breath doing hardly anything at all??
18. Get your MANKY ASS FEET off the chair and get away from me with your hairy toes
*this list possibly could get so much longer*
[photo 12/8/2017 fairy lights 🌿]
YOU ARE READING
Curiosity Cures; Curiosity Kills
Non-FictionA book about the ups and downs of whatever is happening, and a places for me to show you my pictures ? if any parts are perhaps triggering, there I'll be a warning at the beginning of the chapter with ⚠️ so you can just skip past x
