Garmau One Shots

Aaron The Idiot

[Third Person]

You know there are many pairs. A pair of shoes, a pair of other things. Have you ever thought of the perfect pair, like a couple? There is this type of pair living in this neighborhood. And then there is a third wheel. 

This third wheel is very annoying and rude to the boy of the pair. Because this third wheel is the girl's older brother, who insists on going everywhere this pair goes 'just in case.' Everyone hates brothers like that when they are affecting their younger or older sibling's relationship. This older brother hates the boy of the pair, and he goes everywhere with him and his younger sister, whose name is Aphmau. 

The boy, Garroth, is pretty annoyed of the brother, Aaron, but says nothing so that he will not upset Aphmau. Aphmau says nothing because she does not want to upset her older brother, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. How do I know this, you ask? I am the narrator, and the author, and the creator of this amazing book, so I basically stalk the main characters. 

Anways, one day they were all at the movies watching a PG-13 movie. It was about to start. "Gargar, can you get me some more popcorn?" Aphmau asked Garroth, who was sitting beside her, one arm wrapped around her, and Aaron in the background was seething with rage. "Yeah, GarGar. Go get my younger sister some popcorn." Garroth nodded and went up and out of his seat to go get Aphmau some popcorn. But Aaron, who is very annoying and Aphmau secretly wishes he would burn in hell, takes Garroth's seat, right next to Aphmau, and protects her with a shield of his arms.

"Aaron, what are you doing? That's Garroth's seat!" Aphmau was suspicious of what Aaron was up to, but thought nothing of it. Aaron, however had a plan. He wanted to make Garroth break up with Aphmau, so that Aphmau didn't have to 'put up' with him. Or so Aaron thought. Aphmau loved Garroth with all of her heart though, and never wanted to break up with him. So she kicked Aaron in the balls which made him scream in pain and then he stood up and rashed around wildly. A couple people shooshed him and told him to sit down, because the movie was about to start. Aaron glared at Aphmau and sat over by his girlfriend, Michi, who was an evil lady who wanted to take over the world but she will be put in prison soon for all her non-payed tickets for speeding.

Garroth came back and sat in his proper seat, and handed Aphmau the steaming, buttery, popcorn, which she started to devour. She smiled her thanks with her bright, popcorn filled teeth, and then continued devouring it, and Garroth smiled and chuckled a little. Aaron was still determined to get them to break up, so he grabbed some popcorn and chucked it over to Garroth, which covered his whole mass of hair, and it was a pain to get it out. Garroth, however, knew Aphmau wouldn't so such a thing and he glared at Aaron, and threw his sticky soda at him, which drenched him and Michi.

Michi wasn't too smart, and thought Aaron drenched her with the horrible substance, and she slapped him with her purse, which led to a red mark. "We're through, bitch." Michi stated and went up a couple aisles and started making out with a stranger to make him jealous. Aaron has failed once again to try and tear them apart, and he is too dumb to realize how much they love each other, so they will never be split apart.

Le~ End!!!