Akatsuki BF scenarios

When they find your Icha Icha books

Pein
You and Pein were sitting on your bed talking your bed talking. You suddenly had the urge to use the bathroom so you excused yourself.

Pein was sitting on your bed and noticed something poking out from underneath one of your pillows. He looked over at hallway, making sure that you weren't there. He then slid over to the other side of the bed and moved the pillow. Underneath sat a a dark green book with yellow title and a picture of a man kneeling in a thinking position. At first Pein had no idea what the book was about until he read a passage (A/n): I'm gonna use random names XD). "Will slammed Samantha up against the wall, his hands feeling every inch her body. She smashed her lips into his and moaned into his mouth as he gently caressed her-". Pein slammed the book shut, a very obvious blush on his face. You stood in the doorway, leaning against the frame, a smirk on your face. "I see you've found it". Pein swallows hard. "W-why do you have this?", he asks. You walk over and lay down next to him. "I dunno... sexual release". Pein ran out of the room with a nose bleed while you just smirked.

Konan
You were at your house with Konan. You were talking about cleaning up your house  and she volunteered to help you. On one side of the room were a few stacks of boxes, you picked one up and gave it to Konan. "This full of books, could you please put them on the shelf?", you ask. She happily nods and walks over to the bookshelf. Meanwhile you were on the other side of the room, sorting out some of your clothing.

You were had just finished with your clothes and heard a quiet yelp. You turned around and saw Konan sitting on the ground with an upside down box in front of her. You walked over and noticed that Konan's entire face was red and her nose was bleeding. You lifted the box up and you blushed. Three books lay on the ground, one red, one green and one orange, all of the Icha Icha series. You picked up the books and hurried to the other side of the room, shoving into your bed side draw.

Itachi
Itachi was over at your house and you were both cooking. You had just made some cupcakes and you knew a really good recipe for icing in another cook book. "Hey Itachi?". "Yeah". "Can you please get me the big yellow cook book from the living room?", you ask. He nods and walks into the living room.

Itachi walked over to the book shelf on the far side of the room. He was looking for a big yellow cook book and he was confused because there were two. He shrugged his shoulders and grabbed both of them. He walked back into the kitchen and placed both cook books on the counter. Your face turned bright red when you saw what he had brought. You quickly walked over to try and stop him from opening one but it was too late. Itachi opened one of the cook books to find that the inside of the book was gone and there were three different colored books hidden inside. He picked up the books and looked at me with a smirk. "Are these yours?". You pouted and crossed your arms, turning away to hid your flustered face.

Kisame
You were having your lunch break with Kisame and Samehada. The large scaly sword was laying across your lap. Suddenly he wriggled off of you and moved away. You raised an eyebrow and looked at Kisame. He shrugged his shoulders. "He just wants to go for a walk, he'll be back soon". You nod and continue talking.

Ten minutes later Samehada returns with something in his jaws. He wriggles back onto the couch. Samehada drops the object in you lap and waits for your response with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. You pick up the object and blush bright red. He had found one of your Icha Icha books. You tried to hide the book but Kisame had already seen it and was cracking up laughing. "Didn't think you would read anything like that", he smirks. "Hey Kisame", you say with a smirk. "Yeah". "You have a nose bleed". Kisame nervously laughed and wiped the blood away from nose, turning his head away to hide his additional blush.

Sasori
Today you were in your house watching Sasori make his puppets. You had been watching him for hours and it was getting a little bit boring. But you would never tell him that. You fell asleep on the couch, you just hoped he wouldn't get mad at you you for doing it again. You had a tendency to fall asleep whenever you were bored.