Nanbaka Indulgence

Chapter 39

The two had dived in to an exaggerated retelling of our story, with interjections from the boys of cell 13 and I.
"Wow." Saika says after our story was finished. "You broke into jail and broke out of jail just to see me?"
"Well when you put it like that..." CJ shrugs.
Saika wraps the two of them in a tight hug. "It was good to see you." She pulls out of the hug and looks at them. "I don't know what kind of show Hajime's running over there." Saika shakes her head. "You two will stay with me and tomorrow, you, Kiji, and I will have a little chat with Building 13."
Realizing that we probably wouldn't get the same treatment, Uno, Rock, Nico, Jyugo, and I started making slow, quiet steps towards the door.
"And as for you five." Saika turns to face us.
I could've swore that we all muttered "shit" under our breaths.
"You will be brought back to Building 13 tonight. I'll radio Setarou to come pick you-"
BANG! The sound of something heavy falling on the roof cuts her off.
"What the hell was that?" Uno asks looking up towards the sound.
I smile. "Well guys, it's been an absolute delight." I bow low, taking off my hat in mock formality. "But it looks like my ride's here and I really shouldn't keep them waiting."
Another loud CRASH! shakes the room as a large chunk of the ceiling falls in.
"Okay, seriously, what the fuck?" Uno yelps.
Saika takes a fighting stance, prepared to take on whatever would fall through that hole.
Instead of some large monster, as most of us, well them, expected, four robot heads peeked through.
"Are you coming or what?" One of them asked me.
"Drop down some fucking rope and I'll be right up." I say to the bot, before turning to the rest of the stunned crowd. "Well as much fun as serving the rest of my time here would be, I think I'm gonna dip out." I grab on to the rope and salute. "So long suckers!"
Saika makes a grab at my heels but the Mary Jane, the ship above us, had already started pulling me out of reach.
"DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO PROMOTE LEARN AS THE WAY TO END YOUR FANFIC?!?" Kitty shouts.
I smile. "Go follow learn10 on Tumblr." I say, before I pull myself into the ship and fly off, leaving Nanba Prison in the dust.

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Thank you to everyone who took the time to read this mess of a fic, I had a blast writing it. However, the time of this story has come to an end. I know Kitty's screaming in the background for a sequel, but it is time to say good bye to Nanbaka Indulgence.

Along with being a writer of shitty fics, I'm also a voice actor! The briefly mentioned bots and Mary Jane are a part of a podcast I am currently working on called LEARN, in which I play the small, angry captain of the Mary Jane named Tiff. To learn (haha I'm hilarious, I think) more about this podcast, go check out their Tumblr, @learn10.

And last but not least, thank you to the lovely Discord chat that introduced me to some of the wonderful characters you read about. They all have been a fantastic part of my life and I'm super thankful to this fandom for bringing us all together. So to Kitty, CJ, Ary, Sully, King, Mathew, Rona, and Saika, thanks for being some radical friends (and letting me absolutely butcher your personalities for the sake of humor).

I hope you all enjoyed this shit show and thanks for reading.

~Lenny