Nanbaka Indulgence

Chapter 33

I look down to see the familiar braid of Uno. I swing it around a bit.
Rock's muscular frame lumbers over.
"Like what you see?" His smirk and cocky tone let me know that there could only be one person currently inhabiting Rock's body.
I pull back the waistband of Uno's pants and look down.
"Somehow, I expected it to be bigger." I tut.
I hear snorts of laughter and Uno-in-Rock's-body sputters.
"Okay, so since Micro dick over here was very wrong, where's everyone now?"
Rock's face turns bright red. "Excus-"
"So I'm guessing Uno's in the Beef's body right now?" I cut him off.
He still looks furious at my insult to his penis size, but nods.
"I'm still in Nico's body." Rock confirms.
"Nico here in Lenny's body!"
"Lenny's in Uno's."
"Kitty here in Cju's!"
Jyugo's face turns bright red and his mouth mutters. "CJ over here."
Kitty's body hand waves a hand. "Jyugo's over here."
"Right," I continue, "clearly all of us will swap if we touch each other, not just Nico."
"No shit." CJ mutters, crossing Jyugo's arms.
"So what do we do?" Kitty inspects CJ's body.
"Probably should get back to our old forms before we get stuck like this." Nico shrugs.
Everyone turns to look at him.
"What?"
"You mean to tell me," I say, "that if we don't figure this shit out, we'll be stuck like this?"
"Yeah. We've got probably an hour."
"Great." CJ sighs. "Just great."