"Come on Val let's have a swimming race-"
"Fletch you can't swim."
"Let me prove myself-"
"You know I'll beat you."
"Let me be masculine-"
"You will loose."
"Let me show you-"
"You will probably drown."
Valkyrie was right.
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't been so adamant to prove his nonexistent masculinity..."
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1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanfictionHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
