"Lol, what does this one do?"
"Fletcher, I told you not to touch anything. Just wait quietly."
"Haha, it's flashing."
"Fletcher, no. Come away."
"I want to touch it."
"Fletcher, no!"
Boom!
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he could read, he would never have pressed the self destruct button which was clearly labeled..."
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1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanfictionHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
