Yup, you didn't think it was possible, did you? But good ol' Fletch always delivers. Just say, after Valkyrie dumped him, he was so devastated that his little heart just crumbled away.
"No! Fletcher! No!" Valkyrie sobbed beside the lifeless body of her long forgotten love. The boy looked anguished and in pain, his limp face somewhat contorted as though in his last moments he had been screaming.
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he had a spent a little more time on the people who actually do love him, and a little less time being upset about the ones who don't. Life lessons y'all!"
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1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanfictionHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
