"Dadadadaaaa!"
Fletcher the orchestra conductor banged his man-high stick on the stage floor. He spread his arms wide.
"Behold!" He bellowed to the crowd. "My fantastic string orchestra!"
He waved his stick excitedly and banged it on the ground again.
"Orchestra, begin!"
With one final bang, he missed the floor.
"Yow!" Fletcher yelled as he stabbed himself in the foot.
It promptly got infected and the poor orchestra conducter Fletcher Renn died.
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he had not taken up a career as a conducter of an orchestra in the early 19th century, in which medicine and technology were limited. It was an unnecessarilly dangerous job..."
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1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanficHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
