"Wow, look at him go!"
"Should he be this close to the glass..?"
"Oh my God! Get out of the way!!"
"Aaaaaa!"
Smash
"Oop Fletcher didn't move in time-"
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't gone to the zoo on the day a rhino escaped..."
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1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanfictionHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
