Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part FO U R

Edd: *bangs frying pans against each other at 2 in the morning*

Edd: "WAKE UP WE NEED TO POISON RUSSIA"

Tom: "Wh... Sir... It's two in the morning...?"

Edd: "ASK ME IF I CARE!"

Tom: "....DO you care?"

Edd: " N O "

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Happened to me once