Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part 2017--- 18!!

YO

*slams frying pans together*

MERRY HAPPY JOLLY WHATEVER JUST HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR Y'ALL

ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH, LET'S GO

*climbs on top of a roof*

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS YEAR BETTER THAN 2017

THROW OUT YOUR FIDGET SPINNERS

THE PAST IS IN THE

P A S T

oh no I sound like Elza now

fuck

BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY~!