Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART TWENTY FOUR

*Tom, Matt & Edd go to Washington D.C.*

Tom: "Sir, this is stupid. People will see us and report us! Couldn't you think of a LESS crowded place like WASHINGTON to have this meeting at?!"

Edd: "Tom, I am WashigDONE with your attitude."

Tom: "Sir, please don't tell me we came all the way here just so you can make that pun."

Edd:  "Nope, we're leaving. I gave myself a head-start. now I'm WashingGONE."

Edd: *gets shot by a nearby policeman half-way through the road*

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TWO puns!