Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part vine 2

Edd: "This is your LAST chance, didn't I tell you to stop drinking?!" *points to water bottles*

Tom: "THOSE ARE NOT MY WATER BOTTLES--"

Edd: "WELL LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH"

Tom: ".....What..?"

Edd: "I SAID LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH"

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That's not how life works Edd