Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part fork

Tom, to Matt: "You sure you want to date....HIM....?" *points at Edd"

Matt: "Yeah! Why not?"

Tom: "Well, just letting you know that once Edd swallowed a fucking AK-47 just because he accidentally closed a tab he was working on."

Edd, from the distance: "WELL WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!"

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Definetly not that-