Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART TWENTY FIVE

Edd: *giving a tour to new soldiers*

Edd: "Welcome to the Green Army. My name is Edd and this is the Green Army."

Edd: "If you look to your left, you see the Green Army."

Edd: "If you look to your right, you see the Green Army."

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No shit, Sherlock.