Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part

Edd: *sitting in the fridge, reading a book*

Matt: "Hey Edd, have you see-"

Matt:

Matt: "Edd what are you doing"

Edd: "Oh! I'm cooking something!"

Matt: "But you're in the fridge...."

Edd: "Well it said to 'chill in the fridge for one hour'....."

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*audience facepalms*