Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART SIXT E EN

(After a war)

Soldier: "Sir.... I think I need medical help..."

Edd: "Not now, I'm working."

Soldier: "Sir, I think there is blood coming out of my mouth..."

Edd: "I told you, not now!"

Soldier: "Sir, I think I might be dyin-"

Edd: "will you sHUT UP I'M WORKING-"

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Probably one of the reasons half of the army is dead.