Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART THIR TEE N

(Okay, a little background info: In this "AU" Matt can become Purple Leader or regular Matt, and so can Edd and Tom, and so on, and so forth. So it's still the same person, just with way different characteristics)

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(Edd and PL get into a random fight and Edd manages to tackle PL down and start chocking him)

Edd: "Any last words?"

PL:

PL:

PL: "This is kinky"

Edd: *gives up on life*

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"Gives up on life" is something I usually do