Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part I'm about to cry I don't keep up with the numbers anymore

Speaker Person: "And now, an inspirational quote from the Green Leader!"

Edd: *walks up to the mic, taps on it, and leans into it*

Edd: "If you love something, let it go. If you don't love something, let it go. Let everything go. Life is a meaningless void."

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*wipes away tears* So inspirational