Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART 66

(Edd and Matt go on a date)

Matt: "..."

Edd: "..."

Matt: "..."

Edd: "..."

Matt: "...so nice weather we're hav-"

Edd: "ARE YOU PRINTED ON A POPSICLE STICK? BECAUSE YOU'RE A JOKE"

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They never had a second date