Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

PART NINETEEN

Inspiration from _cloudberg_

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(Tom goes to Hogwarts and gets into competition)

Some guy: "Basid Hasid, turn that plant into an acid!" *POOF*

Some guy: "Hah! Good luck beating THAT!"

Tom: "Yeah, yeah, skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle." *POOF*

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I love this damn it