Shit you would probably hear in the Green Army

Part Obama

So this part was originally from "Obama: The musical" 

Don't ask me what I read at like 2 AM--

Anyway Obama pretty much gets high and goes on an adventure 

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Edd: *starts banging on the base's gates*

Edd: "YO MATT, HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS WEIRD TELEPORTER THING"

Matt: *sighs and unlocks the gate, then re-thinks all his life choices as he closes the gate*

Edd: *runs in and grabs dogs*

Edd: "NOOOOOO WE MUST BE SET FREE"

Matt: "Edd.... you're the leader....."

Edd: *inhales* 

Edd: "If you love me let me GOOOOOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOO"

Matt: *passes out*

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For some reason my brain found this hilarious 

I'm probably going to wake up and rethink all of MY life choices