have I ever told you how much I hate those smartPHOWNED things? Hint: it's a lot.
Anyway
texting fails
Laurence: and then the fucking lady had the godamm nerve to say "oh my. I didn't realize you served THOSE kind of people" MAAM. YOUR SERVER IS THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE.
Garroth: clam down
Laurence: I assume you mean calm down?
Garroth: no. Pedro is dead. War is hell.
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Garroth: what the Becky is going on here?
Garroth: *heck
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Garroth: I know this is really hard for you, especially since it's your favorite cafe and the lady is an ass, but you've got to machete your way through this
Garroth: *make
Garroth: please do not machete your way through a homophobic lady
Laurence: too late
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Laurence: I'm like 94% sass
Garroth: and the other 6%?
Laurence: hang gliders
Laurence: *how about glitter
Laurence: I swear I'm not 6% sorta flying machine
YOU ARE READING
✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words
