✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿

storytime

Zane: so we were like in a small elevator, and I didn't know anyone else was in there,

Dante: how do you not know anyone else was in there it's such a small space

Zane: there were like eight of us! Anyway, there was apparently a really hot girl in there. so I was like talking to Travis, and he said a funny, and I said 'that's not what you said when you fucked me last night'

Zane: and this girl just turns around with the most shocked look on her face, like I just killed her dog or something.

Garroth: oh no

Zane: yeah see, you remember it now!

Garroth: oh nO

Zane: so then Garroth makes it worse by saying 'it's okay ma'am, we make videos for children on the internet'