Fandom: *starts shipping Garrance/Kimcinda
Jason: *shrieking* YOU BETTER STOP—
Aph: I spilled red lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aaron: you pffft wha wha what you spilled spilled RED lipstick in my Valentino white bag???—
Aph: *pours lemons out of LIFE cereal*
Aph: *voice crack* WELP WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
Aaron: *plays kazoo*—
Jess: guac. amole. guac guac a mole.
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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words