'Miss me with that straight shit'
Travis: *dreamily* hey Garroth, I think I know my type
Garroth: mm?
Travis: blue wavy hair that poofs a little
Garroth: yeah?
Travis: blue eyes that look like the sky
Garroth: sounds a little like Katelyn
Travis: *ignoring him* could punch my lights out
Garroth: yeah it's Katelyn
Travis: is like 99% bi
Garroth: just say Katelyn's your type already
Travis:
Travis: wow I love Dante
Garroth:
Garroth: s h o o k e t h

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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words