me: hahaha no one will ever discover this secret meaning behind this character name
friend: doesn't that mean Rain in Finnish?
me
me: yOu DoN't EvEn SpEaK fInNiSh?
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me: so if these people can shift into animals, they'd need to completely dissolve their molecular particles to a goop that vibrates at the natural frequency of air to stay together right
sister: are you just quoting the flash at me
me: no
sister: also isn't that what caterpillars do
me: no?
(Spoiler alert: yea it is)
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me: oh god I need to create four more villains that are basically edgy op OCs
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me: yeah it wouldn't be professional to write in "I woke up and the first thing my mind focused on was the fact that I was a tired queer."
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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words
