Aaron: *to a crowd of men* just so you know, if you flirt with my fiancé, you'll end up with three broken ribs, a black eye, possible stab wounds, a missing dick, and when Aph is done with you then I'll let Garroth have his fun. Then I'll kill you.
Aph: *smirks*

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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words