Aph: no one can-
Zane: *crashes through bathroom, gets caught in shower curtain, sonic the hedgehog rolling across the room, dressed in a football helmet, a jacket three times his size, chapless leggings, and carrying two toothbrushes and a mountain dew*
Zane: REWRITE THE STARS

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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words