Aph: No, I haven't seen-
Zane: *falls down chimney wearing a banana onesie, a Batman mask, carrying Chinese takeout and a fedex package* YOU SINCE HIGHSCHOIL, GOOD TO SEE YOURE STILL BEAUTIFUL
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Aaron: I'll walk-
Zane: *snowboards in wearing a Flash costume, thirteen pencils attached to his thighs. he is carrying a bust of Caesar and two bottles of Elmer glue.* 500 MILES AND I'LL WALK 500 MORE
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Katelyn: and I said-
Zane: *dropkicks himself through the window, wearing a Santa suit, carrying a succulent, a dog bed, and a lamp* HEY HEYAYA LIVING LIFE WITH RENEGADES
YOU ARE READING
✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words
