conversation overheard on the bus
"So his ex-girlfriend broke up with him and turned into a lesbian"
"No she's 'pansexual'"
"Right sorry, she turned into a whore and you know what that means? She wants that three way I offered before."
"Wait, she accepted?"
"No, but if she's 'pansexual' she sure as hell is going to get what's coming to her"I am scared for this member of my community

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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words