Zane: Fuck!
Garroth: *shove his hand over Zane's mouth* THIS IS A SWEAR FREE HOUSEHOLD
Zianna, from other room, very loudly: FUCK
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Aph: why are the twenties missed like calm down in the year 2020 we'll still have milkshakes and racism
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Kim: *wraps her leg around Lucinda* this is a foot hug. I call it a fug.
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KC: *puts her legs behind her head*
Katelyn: *inhale* WHAT THE HELL
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Travis: *scoots up to girl* hey, are you a goose, cause you belong in my pants ;)
(Not even exaggerating someone used that line on my friend)
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Aph: sacar la basura!
Aaron: *dropkicks Ein*
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Blaze: hey, are you okay? You seem a little off today.
Laurance, hurriedly shoving four cinnamon rolls and two boxes of tissues back into his purse: yes of course why wouldn't I be?
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Dante: you know, Nicole, you're the only girl I ever need
Nicole: awwwww dante that's so sweet I-
Dante: but I love Travis more
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Vylad: *strikes pose* I am a luxury *does the splits* none can afford
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✿Aphmau Shitposts and Other Depressing Things✿
Fanfictionhahaha I didn't lie about the title now did I Contains shitposts, me being an edgy depressed teen, and if you're lucky, a chapter that exceeds 200 words
