Chapter 20: Toilet Fucks

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AN/ hello my beautiful Weebs <3

Dan's P.O.V

I explained what happened to Regan, she sat staring, wide eyed.

"What. The. FUCK!?" Regan squealed like a child. "Regan shut the actual fuck up, people are looking and it's not that big of a deal so chill" "Tell that to your dick" "Oh my god Regan shut up" She laughed and punched my shoulder playfully. "Well, THAT isn't going anytime soon, go, ill cover for you" "Regan, what the fuck are you_" She looked down and back up and raised her eyebrow once again. I coughed, and walked towards Pj's bathroom. She laughed and stood up, I heard her walk over and talk to the people, making up some lame-ass excuse for me abruptly leaving

I'm actually fucking doing this in Pj's house. I mean, we're close but no that close [No innuendo intended, you dirty minded fucks]. I'm genuinely jerking off over Pj's fucking toilet. I bit my lip to stifle moans, but too hard. The next thing I knew I could taste the disgusting flavour of blood. But I ignored that nonetheless, otherwise id lose said concentration on being quiet, I do it need any of them downstairs questioning what the fuck I was doing on Pj's bathroom.

I hard laughter coming from downstairs. I heard Phil shriek. Then more laughter. "Don't touch that" He yelled. The fuck is going on? A variety of... different... images of Phil fixed they're way into my mind. Next thing I knew, I had cum in Pj's toilet. My god, I'm going straight to hell, I mean, I was anyway, oh shut up, you understand what I'm saying.

I stood up and washed my hands, you know, cos I'm clean. I unlocked the bathroom door and headed my way back to the living room. No one saw me walk in, so I slid my way into the circle they were all sitting in, next to Regan. It was Pj, Me, Regan, Phil, Chris then Emma, Emma and Pj sat next to each other, cos, it's a circle, circles connect, oh whatever, I tried.

I looked forward. Oh, fuck. There. Was. A. Fucking. Bottle. In. The. Middle. "Oh hell naw, I don't think so" I pointed at the bottle and shook my head. no way was I playing this. "Don't worry Dan, Its not Spin the bottle," I sighed with relief as Pj told me the news. "it's seven minutes in heaven" Chris grinned as he finished Pj's sentence. I groaned and flopped back onto the floor, covering my face in my hands and shaking my head once again. Here we fucking goooooooo

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