Overwatch Fanfiction: The Love We Feel 💕COMPLETED💕

Chapter 1: Smexy Beasts Come Home From Work

Mercy, Tracer, McCree, Winston, Mei, and Bastion had just returned from defending an objective from alternate versions of themselves. They were all angry because Bastion got play of the game. It was the opposite team's Bastion. Imposter.

McCree called his lovely Japanese husband, Hanzo, on his rose gold iPhone 68 to tell Hanzo that he was indeed not dead. They had been married for 68 days. Hanzo was happy that McCree didn't die before their 69 day anniversary.

Emily, Tracer's girlfriend, came around the corner of a corner of the Watchpoint place in Gibraltar; Overwatch's base at Watchpoint:Gibraltar. Emily ran up to Tracer and gave her a lil peck kiss on the cheek because they were girlfriends. Nothing would ever change their love. UwU.

"Ew gross PDA," a very single Winston said before it triggered his gag reflex. He was too jelly to understand true love. He would never find love again. He was a hairy gorilla and beastiality was highly frowned upon.

Winston gorilla walked down the hall acting like he was going to puke, but deep down he was crying because he longed for the kind of love everyone had at Overwatch. Mercy had Genji, McCree and Hanzo were married, and Tracer and Emily were the cutest little hecks that ever happened. Winson wiped his tears and went to do some, "science," things.

Bastion wee woo wee wooed [Translation: Hello] to Emily. Emily smiled and waved. Bastion would have blushed, but alas! He is a robot. Metal can't show such emotions and color. Bastion high-key loved Emily but due to his roboticness, it seemed only low-key... or did it?

Mei sighed when she got off the ship thingy they had come home in. Like Winston, she wanted to find love. However, unlike Winston, she actually had a change. She watched everyone around her be in love and all she could think about was about how she wanted a boyfriend. Preferably taller than she was...

Then McCree died mysteriously.

Mercy said, "Looks like we have a mystery on our hands, gang." Then she revived McCree because she knew Hanzo was going to be depressed and she didn't want to deal with the 3rd case of depression that week.

"It's no mystery..." Winston said, materializing out of the shadows. He came back into the room after he finished crying over Bill Nye The Science Guy reruns. He continued. "Our good friend, McCree, suffers from Sudden Death Syndrome!"

"Dang," Mercy sighed, "How the hell did he get like this?"

"Idk prolly some STD," McCree loled like a cowboy... Yeehaw.

"Oh, I see," Mercy said as she looked at her cool new Samsung Galaxy s39. Genji, her boyfriend, sent her a heck ton of normie memes while she was away. Mercy mourned the fact that her boyfriend was a fucking normie, but she still loved him.

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Mercy returned to the infirmary after she had made sure McCree wasn't going to fucking die again lmao. She was putting back her Disney themed bandaids when suddenly Genji emerged from the shadows like an anime ninja because he was an anime ninja, and dabbed.