Overwatch Fanfiction: The Love We Feel 💕COMPLETED💕

Special Chapter #1: How Talon Stole Christmas

{Editor's note: Ey it's time for the generic holiday chapter. We will be back to our regularly scheduled program in our regularly scheduled universe tomorrow. Have some happy holidays and a happy new year}

(Author's Note: A A A AA A A A A A A A Merry Holidays)

Everyone down in the Watchpoint liked Christmas a lot...
but Talon,who lived just North of the Watchpoint, Did NOT!
Talon hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reasons.

Eh, too bad I can't write like this, you're getting the usual stuff.

In an Alternate Universe where everything in "The Love We Feel"™ is the same but it's Christmas eve all of a sudden, Talon is a bunch of grumpy pantses and Overwatch is being that one family on your block that is basically a Christmas atomic bomb.

"Ugh" Sombra ughed.

"Lol same tbh" Junkrat tbhed.

All I Want For Christmas Is You could be heard playing from the Watchpoint in Sombra's apartment. Everyone wanted to rip their eyes out because they all hated Christmas for various untold reasons.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we could evily destroy Christmas?" Reaper reaped

"Yeah sure, we have nothing else to do." Doomfist shrugged. (lol u thought I was going to say fisted)

They all muahahaed at the same time as they hatched their scheme. Meanwhile at the Watchpoint Mei and Genji were destroying everyone's eardrums.

"OMG I LOVE CHRISTMAS" Genji screamed over Mariah Carey's beautiful voice.

"WHAT?" Mei screamed equally loud, but not loud enough. This cycle continued for 5 minutes until Mei got bored and left the room.

Torbjorn didn't allow anyone to eat that night because the Christmas feast would be larger than the mass of the sun. Ana forced everyone to go the bed super early so her and Reinhardt could pretend to be Santa.

After everybody at Overwatch was fully sleeping, Talon began to enact their super evil scheme to destroy Christmas for all eternity.

"I want to be Santa." Doomfist reached for the Santa costume that Sombra hacked out of the computer.

"You can't be Santa." Sombra said slightly under her breath.

"Why?" Doomfist had super hearing.

Sombra looked Doomfist up and down. "Fine you can Santa. But only for today." She wasn't going to say more.

"K." Doomfist proceeded to put on the Santa costume.

Junkrat and Reaper were forced to be elves. Sombra printed out elf ear cut outs for the both of them. Sombra was going to be a candy cane so she hacked her peppermint skin on. The last thing they needed was a reindeer so Sombra called up an Uber.

Once Symmetra, the Uber driver, pulled up in front of Sombra's apartment, all of Talon piled inside the car and placed a reindeer antler headband on Symmetra's head. Then, they ordered her to drive to the Watchpoint.

Symmetra was told by her boss not to kick anyone else out of her car or call them "unworthy" because of the Christmas Spirit™. She had to deal with all six of them crowded in her car and ignore the antlers on her head.

Symmetra drove the car up on the roof because Reaper handed her a few extra dollars. They were fake. Everyone but Symmetra got out of the Uber.

"Alright, Santa." Sombra walked over to the chimney. "Go take away Christmas."