Chapter 3: Wow! A Mission for Plot Purposes!

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The next day, Talon was scheming some shady shit. Doomfist, Sombra, Reaper, Widowmaker, Junkrat and Bill (my oc) were preparing the payload in Numbani. They were going to blow something up. Junkrat was excited because he loved to blow things up and he couldn't wait for pay day.

Sombra hacked all the health packs that were around and an electronic billboard so it would play a video of a cat dancing to a mariachi band. Widowmaker slapped Sombra for not taking the mission seriously. Sombra held back tears as she unhacked the billboard back to it's normal McDonald's advertisement.

Reaper was shadow stepping everywhere to scout the path of the payload. He saw Orisa talking to... What?.... Was it... some Overwatch members??!! Mei, Mercy, Ana, Pharah, and Reinhardt were all chilling with Orisa. Reaper turned back to warn his team and they would plan a way to do their shady scheme. Muahaha.

Meanwhile, the team was talking to Orisa, as stated above. They had been called in to investigate some shady shade that's been happening in Numbani. They had asked Orisa if she had seen any shady shifty shizzle happening. Orisa could not provide any information because she was too busy making sure people crossed the street safely.

All of a sudden, a bullet came out of nowhere and almost hit Ana in the other eye. Oh no. A faint "¡¿I thought you never miss?!" Came from Sombra. Everyone held up their pew pews and shields and Mercy spammed her healing and damage increase thing on everyone.

A remix version of 5th Symphony started to play and a payload rounded the corner with Doomfist, Sombra, Reaper, Bill, and the new boy, Junkrat, riding on it. (listen to the music for the full effect >w<) Sombra had hacked the payload to play music.

The battle began. There was a lot of pew pewing from everyone's guns. Ana sniped Widowmaker "Bedtime hibitchy." Window didn't die but she was most certainly asleep.

Mei went after Junkrat, itching to freeze his white ass. (for plot purposes >u<) They locked eyes for a split second and Mei felt all the coldness that was integral to her character melt away. Junkrat froze for a second. Mostly because Mei had frozen him. Mei lifted her rooty tooty point and shooty to give the final blow but couldn't bring herself to do it. Junkrat was too beautiful.

Once Junkrat unfroze, he threw his big bomb boi on the ground and it exploded propelling them both off the edge of the world. Goodbye...

Bill was also a gorilla like Winston he had neon pink fur with a green stripe and he had black emo hair. He used his super jump thing to attack Reinhardt but instead of landing. He fell off of the map. Rip Bill. He died heroically. Who cared about him anyways?

Reaper was running around in circles trying to get around Reinhardt's shield but he was too stupid and full of chicken to figure out how to bean the German. Finally, Ana got sick of watching and just threw a germ bomb at him so that he would catch a nasty cold and die within the next few days.

Sombra's sass was getting in the way of wanting to finish the mission. She apagando las luces-ed everyone so they'd stop. "Let's just go." She said sadly. "They're too powerful." She picked up Reaper and began to run away.

She wasn't just leaving. She hacked the payload to continue moving, but little did she know that Pharah and Mercy had not been apagando las luces-ed and they saw what Sombra did. "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!" Pharah announced and she unleashed her rocket barrage. Mercy was power boosting Pharah in the air. The payload exploded and destroyed the street. Probably killing many. But who cares!? The payload was stopped!!!!

Once they landed, Pharah and Mercy high fived and did a secret handshake only they knew. It was so elaborate that I cannot describe their hand movements. Mercy had a strange feeling in her stomach. The feeling when you see something awesome done by a s m o k i n hot babe that you just want to date. She couldn't quite put her finger on the feeling though.

Numbani was saved! Except for the large part that was exploded but nobody cared because all the stores were Disney movie stores and Hot Topics. 

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