Chapter 9: Diagnosis: Woke

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Everyone but Mercy forgot that Reinhardt and Pharah were still outside asleep. Mercy and Genji both went out to get Pharah and Reinhardt. "Lol Reinhardt is thicc!" Genji laughed. Genji was not strong enough to hold Reinhardt. He was crushed. Goodbye.

No just kidding. It was only a cartoon death. He crawled out from under the heckin thick German with twelve casts on different parts of his body.

"I need healing." Genji said over and over again.

"I don't have my staff." Mercy pulled Pharah across the ground. Her armor was making the sound of six pans being smacked and dragged against the ground by toddlers while their parents record them because it's Soo cute to them but it's actually encouraging their children to grow up and be little shits.

Mercy had 4 sisters.

It usually took like 3 seconds just to get to the Infirmary but with having to carry two heavy beings, it was like an hour and a half. Genji continued to spam "I need healing" until they got there. Once Reinhardt and Pharah were on beds, Mercy healed Genji to make him shut up.

Suddenly, the door slowly opened as angelic music played. It was... Genji's therapist, Zenyatta. "It is time to meditate." He said calmly and robotically.

"Awe yeah! Bible study!" Genji jumped with joy. "Bye my bae." He held Mercy's hand to his mask like he was kissing it but he couldn't because it was a mask. Then he ninja'd out of the room. Once the door shut, the angelic music stopped and everything was silent.

Reinhardt woke up and had to use the bathroom. Mercy didn't want him to use hers but he was old and had bladder problems. It was too late. He will not be returning for another hour. Then, Pharah woke up, and because she was young didn't need to use the bathroom immediately. Yay.

Mercy had prepared a Lego Barbie Movie sticker for Pharah and stuck it to her forehead when she woke up. "Why does Ana hate you?" Mercy asked.

"Nah, she was just excited to talk about Mei's boyfriend because I can't get one." little did everyone know that Pharah didn't want a boyfriend. She wanted a girlfriend named Mercy. Pharah wasn't out yet. UwU

Pharah realized that they were alone. Genji wasn't there to play his annoying rap music from 2017 and Reinhardt was in the bathroom. Pharah began to feel the feeling of embarrassment and nervousness of being around her crush alone.

Mercy was filling out some coloring pages from a kids coloring book. Pharah assumed she was doing doctor work. Mercy looked up from her coloring page of a puppy. "I diagnose you with awake. You can leave."

"Oh right." Pharah stood up from the bed. She took the sticker off of her forehead and put it on her chest plate thing because it was less distracting there. Pharah didn't want to leave. She wandered how she could break her legs but remembered Mercy could easily just heal Pharah with the staff thing.

Mercy slammed her (coloring) book shut and hid the crayons in a drawer. "Well, I'm on my break." She opened another drawer and put the coloring book away with other coloring books. "Genji's off doing his bible study. Do you want to go to dinner with me?"

Pharah's mind exploded. Literally. Goodbye. But Mercy healed Pharah before death consumed her. "Sure." Pharah took an acting class in highschool. She was able to keep her cool even though she was on fire (but probably won't get play of the game)

Pharah and Mercy went to Dairy Queen. It was nothing romantic like Pharah had hoped but didn't expect. She kept forgetting that Mercy and Genji were dating. Pharah took a nice long sip of her Coca Cola (Sponsored by Pepsi) as she died inside.

They both sat in silence for a solid 3 minutes before Pharah gained the courage to talk about something. Before she opened her mouth to speak, Mercy's life alert necklace beeped.

Mercy rolled her eyes and spit out the piece of chicken that was in her mouth. "I have to save McCree again." She threw her wallet down on the table. "I WILL WATCH OVER YOU!" Her wing things lit up and she crashed through the Dairy Queen window and went on her way back to the watch point.

Pharah knew Mercy left her wallet so she would pay with her money. Pharah was going to pay with her own money. Once she went up to pay, she realized that Ana stopped giving her an allowance and ended up using Mercy's money anyway.

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