Chapter 60: Weeby Interaction

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Genji felt bad for leaving his team without telling anyone but he really wanted to do bible study. He usually went to bible study after a battle because it soothed his nerves like he still had any.

When Genji entered the Nepal premises the entire town shouted, "Peace be upon you!" Nepal was full of thousands of yattas. Genji walked through the village and heard the same voice over and over again from different yattas. It was crazy.

"Greetings, Genji." Earthyatta floated out of his house.

"Greetings!" Genji dabbed as he walked by. Earthyatta awkwardly dabbed too, even though he didn't quite understand the dab but he did want to be hip with the kids.

More yattas greeted Genji as he walked through the village. Djinnyatta and Rayatta both dabbed as Genji went by as if there were some magical force that caused everyone to dab within a 6-foot radius around him.

Sanzangyatta started floating next to Genji. "Didn't Zenyatta tell you to start doing bible study on your own?" He asked.

"Nani‽" Genji stopped walking. "Who told you?"

"The whole village knows, Genji." Sanzangyatta sighed despite the fact he has no lungs.

"So why are you back, friend?" Harmonyatta snuck up behind Genji.

"I need to..." Genji paused thinking of an excuse. "Ask Zenyatta something."

"What must you ask him?" Harmonyatta asked.

"It is a secret." Genji put a finger up to where his lips would be and shushed the yattas. Then he continued walking forward but at a faster pace. He feared the hive mind.

Suddenly, Genji noticed a familiar figure that wasn't a yatta. It was Reaper! Genji contemplated on whether or not he should talk to Reaper. He didn't want to waste any more time in the village because he wanted to get Zenyatta to be his bible study master once more as soon as possible. However, Genji was curious as to why Reaper was in Nepal.

Reaper was standing outside of Fuelyatta's health shop. He looked like he was loitering, the worst crime of them all. Genji was hesitant to approach Reaper, as he wasn't sure if the rest of Talon was nearby or not; but he couldn't help himself. He needed to talk to a fellow Otaku.

Reaper obviously didn't know how to respond when he saw a metallic green ninja double jumping in his general direction. Reaper flinched as Genji made his final jump and landed with a very dramatic dab. The ninja winds blew his cloak back and forth. His cloak was really loud; he needed to get that fixed. Reaper prepared himself for a good ol' bap from the ninja boy but nothing happened.

"Yo!" Genji waved.

"What are you doing here?" Reaper asked still preparing himself for an attack.

"No, what are you doing here?" Genji's voice was friendly and he showed no sign of aggression. Genji wondered why Reaper was just waiting outside of the shop but remembered it was literally the size of a porta-potty.

Reaper finally decided to let his guard down. "I can't tell you," Reaper said, crossing his arms. He was a loyal member of Talon and if someone from Overwatch found out their plan to get revenge on them it would ruin it. To his surprise, Genji didn't push the matter.

"What do you watch?" Genji was very straight forward.

"What?" Reaper raised a nonexistent eyebrow.

"Anime. You got my anime reference so you have to be some sort of Otaku." Genji laughed. "You even knew where the meme was from."

Reaper hesitated. Another weeb was standing before him asking about what animes he'd seen. A weeb off could happen if he said the wrong thing. He had to be careful to avoid that horrible scenario. One man's treasured anime could be another man's trash anime. After he realized he was taking too long, Reaper blurted out the sacred words, "Kawaii Death Desu!"

"Kawaii Death Desu?" Genji repeated quietly. "I used to watch it all the time with my brother! I only got to season 10 though." His robotic voice wasn't angry at all. It stayed smooth, happy, and autotuned.

Reaper informed Genji that the seasons after season 10 where the best ones. They talked back and forth about anime for 7 minutes going from one topic to another. They both agreed that Haihiru (ハイヒール) from Kawaii Death Desu was the best waifu and Sebastian from Black Butler was the best husbando.

The door to the shop flew open and Moira bursted out holding hundreds of yatta orbs. "Reaper! Let's get out of here!" She shouted. She obviously didn't pay {and why would she}. "The whole village is after us. They have a hive mind!"

Reaper reacted like a deer in headlights. If he was seen with Genji they'd both get a bap. When he looked to his right, the cyborg ninja was gone. There were puffs of smoke around where Genji was standing. Reaper smiled in relief before taking half of Moira's yatta balls as they both ran as fast as they could to get out of Nepal. 

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