Chapter 40: Auntie Moira

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Everyone was forced to wake up because of Reaper complaining about being sick. He even made a special trip to Junkrat's dumpster bedroom to cough in his face.

"I'm so sick!" Reaper groaned.

"You told us six times already." Sombra reached for her eyes to pull them out but Doomfist stopped her. He shattered her wrist but her eyes were still intact.

"It was that damn medicine snipe lady!" Reaper sniffed because his sinuses were stuffed. "I don't feel like living."

"You aren't alive." Sombra hacked her wrist back to normal.

"Today we have to rob a bunch of places." Doomfist said. "We're low on important things."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Reaper stop." Sombra groaned. Reaper didn't stop so Sombra hacked Reaper into the t-pose. Reaper still didn't stop ehhhing.

"We need to find him a healer." Junkrat suggested.

Doomfist nodded in agreement and turned to Sombra and gave her the look of "Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking."

Sombra gasped. "No."

Doomfist shook his head. "Yes."

Reaper coughed. "Yes!"

~Time skip ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ~

Reaper was still acting like he was dying.He was spamming "Need healing." Sombra was going to report him for spamming a voice line but decided just to slap him instead.

The members of Talon approached a small yellow house that had a sign in front with NARL in big letters and under those letters were NOT A RESEARCH LAB. The entire area wreaked of the sweet aroma of death and the sour stench of life.

Doomfist knocked on the door but accidentally broke a hole in it. Oops. He poked his head inside the hole he created. "Auntie Moira!" he called out.

"Ugh she's watching anime again." Sombra rolled her eyes once she heard Japanese girls talking.

Doomfist ripped the rest of the door down. Rose petal flew into everyone's face. That was the point when Junkrat decided to leave. Unfortunately he left too often during Talon shenanigans and was forced to stay and watch because he was guilty. Damn guilt, always getting in the way of doing what you want to do.

Doofist's first step inside triggered a motion detector and more rose petals flew into his face as the voice of Mamoru Miyano, the voice of Tamaki Suoh from Ouran Highschool Host Club said "Welcome to the Host Club" (but in Japanese).

Reaper almost called out "Omg that's Ouran Highschool Host Club!" but coughed in time to remember that he wasn't out about his love for anime yet. UwO

~Time skip ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ~

Everyone was now in Moira's living room where she was watching Love Live! Sunshine!! No one could understand how they suddenly appeared in the living room. "The frick, what are you heckers doing in my totally not a research lab‽" Moira asked with an interrobang.

Uncle Doomfist says something in return, "Reaper has a cold."

"OH NO POOR BABY!" Moria paused the holographic anime.

"Hiya aunty Moira." Reaper waved sickly. Then he fake coughed just to make people think that he was dying. Nobody bought it but Moira, who immediately took him into her secret doctor's office that doubled as a figurine storage room.

~Time skip =͟͟͞͞( ∩ 'ヮ'=͟͟͞͞) ੭ु⁾⁾~

"That sure does feel like a bad literary device." Moira sighed.

Moira opened up a can of her Healing Juice™ while Reaper was admiring all her Vocaloid figurines. Without warning, Moira poured her Healing Juice™ all over Reaper. Reaper was enraged for like three seconds before he began to feel 100% better.

"Wow Moira!" Reaper said when he was fully healed. "You're the best!" 

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