Chapter 80: Shock and Awe

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Meanwhile, Winston was reading the previous chapter out loud to all the assembled Overwatch members off the Wattpad app on his Samsung Tab E15. It was a surprisingly effective way to explain Bill's (DarkEater998) usefulness in the story to the characters without the authors having to write it again.


"So basically what you're saying is... the person who Forgiveness stole the cannon for is basically the most powerful being alive and that it has beef with both Talon and Overwatch?" Mercy asked.


"Yep, pretty much." Winston replied.


Mercy's tired head started spinning. She fell back but Pharah caught her. "I have a huge headache because of all this." Mercy groaned.


"Maybe you should get some rest," Pharah suggested.


"No! Not until they're gone!" Mercy kicked up. "I can't rest knowing my family is after me with an OP hero on their side!"


"Technically we have like 14 OP heroes in this room alon-" Tracer began to say before Mercy gave her the "don't fuck with me" face.


Ana rolled her eyes and shot a sleep dart at Mercy. With a surprising struggle, Mercy finally fell asleep, "Now the adults can talk," Ana said. "First Winston, explain what a black hole is and why all of us should be worried."


Winston gulped, "A black hole is an astrological entity with an extremely large mass but with a marginally small volume, making its gravitational pull impossible to escape, even for something as fast as light. If you pass what scientists call the 'event horizon' you're crushed beyond compare and destroyed completely."


"Don't science me mister, just tell us what it does." Ana snapped.


Winston was slightly peeved that science words weren't important to the rest of Overwatch but he dumbed it down for them anyway, "It's a big boi that you cannot escape."


"So basically Gibby from iCarly?" Genji asked.


"I guess," Winston shrugged


"Dang," Everybody on planet Earth said.


"The good thing is that I couldn't really create a real black hole with my canon, to create one even the size of a nickel I'd need all the matter on Earth. So what I did was create a machine that could punch a hole in the dimensional fold, which does a lot of what a black hole does, except we don't really know if you die or not." Winston said with a slight smirk.


"Again Winston, 99% of the people here don't understand your science." Ana crossed her arms.


Winston rolled his eyes, "My canon doesn't have enough juice to make a real big boi, so I just made it so it could hole punch the universe like it was paper."


"Darn," Everybody said slightly louder.


"My canon is also incomplete, and I don't think Bill will be able to fix it. The canon should only be able to fire once as it is," Winston assured the Overwatch team.


"Good. Ana said. "But we still don't know when or were they're going to strike, so the best we can do for now is have travel buddies and hope for the best,"


"Flail randomly and hope for the best," Genji said, proud to recite the official Overwatch motto.


"Sooooooooooo..." Junkrat soed, "the Bank Robby Robby party is still on?"


"Sure, but you have to take Reinhardt with you for protection." Ana patted her large boyfriend on the lower forearm.


"Yay!" Junkrat cheered.


"Alright, #OverwatchMeetingTime is over, you can all leave now," Ana said. "Oh, and have fun robbing banks!" she said before going to the kitchen to console a crying Torb.


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